dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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