I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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