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(248): View more from Michigan

I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?

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(407): View more from Florida

I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."

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(860): View more from Connecticut

isnt it creepy that our bodies make people

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(954): View more from Florida

i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar

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(201): View more from New Jersey

There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment

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(613): View more from Ontario

She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?

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