do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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