so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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