So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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