So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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