I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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