Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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