He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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