Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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