In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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