His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
