I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
