he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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