Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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