So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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