Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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