I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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