I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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