porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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