i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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