The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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