Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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