My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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