Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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