Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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