Its about making memories worth repressing
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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