Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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