i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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