your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
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Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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