I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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