she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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