Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I am mentally ready for anal.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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