i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My hand turned me down
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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