she woke up with a sticky ear
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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