its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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