You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i was born a porn star she said
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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