I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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