they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.