girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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