If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks