remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.