it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?