Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Randomize
