I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it hurts more in the daytime
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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