The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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