Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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