Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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