My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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