That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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