Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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