Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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