3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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