I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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