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I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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