On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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