she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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