If that was your dad, he is hot
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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