Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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